Ad Hoc Minutes – Holiday in the Sun

So there won’t be any confusion.  These are the Players:

NNLois is Noel Neill’s Lois Lane in the Adventures of Superman television series

GRClark is George Reeves’ ClarkKent in the Adventures of Superman television series

MKLois is Margot Kidder’s Lois Lane in the Superman movies

CRClark is Christopher Reeve’s ClarkKent in the Superman movies

THLois is Terri Hatcher’s Lois Lane in the New Adventures of Lois and Clark tv series

DCClark is Dean Cain’s ClarkKent in the New Adventures of Lois and Clark tv series

EDLois is Erica Durance’s Lois Lane in the Smallville tv series

TWClark is Tom Welling’s ClarkKent in the Smallville tv series

 “Ladies, welcome to Crater Lake. Courtesy of Clark,” smiled EDLois as she spread out a blanket on the sand. All three of her companions chuckled setting down various bags and beach paraphernalia.

“You’re not supposed to know that,” sing-songed THLois with a wink. 

ED rolled her eyes in true Lois fashion. “Yea, well, there’s a lot of that. I’m just glad I missed the whole growing up in a meteor freak town.”

“Smallville was a lot more wholesome in our day,” said MKLois as she opened a beach chair. 

“Yea, just farmers and watching the corn grow,” quipped TH as she spread out a beach towel.

“So is there kryptonite at the bottom of the lake?” asked NNLois, who never missed an opportunity for a good investigative story. 

Everyone stopped what they were doing and gaped at one another. 

“Y’know, I don’t think so. But that’s a great question. It had to be one big rock from Krypton to form this lake,” answered ED. “But Clark’s swam here before and he never was affected.”

All the others let out a sigh of relief as they started to get comfortable in the Kansas sun.   ED had found a secluded area for them all to visit uninterrupted. 

NNLois removed her swimwear jacket to reveal a black one piece bathing suit. 

TH nudged MK and whispered. “She’s still got the killer bod.”

“That’s just one of the great things about being Lois,” grinned MK. 

“So when are you-know-who getting here?” asked NN with her hand shielding her eyes from the bright sun. 

Sunglassed TH and MK gazed up into the sky. “I don’t know for sure. They’re never late without good reason so I guess it doesn’t matter,” said TH.

Everyone was lying in the sun and enjoying its warmth. MK, TH, and ED sported bikinis that would seduce a super man. 

Speaking to no one in particular. “Does anyone know if Clark gets sunburned?” asked ED as she applied some lotion to her skin. 

“Solar batteries don’t tan,” mumbled MK sounding as if she was about to take a nap.

ED ‘s eyebrows met in the middle of her forehead. “What does that mean?”

TH propped herself on an elbow while addressing her fellow Lois’ question. “Kryptonians absorb energy from the yellow sun like a solar battery. It’s what gives them their strength and abilities. It might even make them immortal.”

“Oh, I’ve never liked that theory!” said MK lounging in her beach chair. “It always makes me think of Wonder Woman waiting in the wings to snatch him up after we die.”

“The hell you say,” said NN sounding very irritated by the idea. 

“There’s always Maxima,” offered TH.

“I guess we’ll find out soon enough,” sighed ED.

Three heads turned in her direction with very puzzled expressions. 

Suddenly a subtle sound was heard overhead.    With her eyes still closed, NN spoke. “Here they come.”

TH rose up on the blanket. “Yea, all four of them.”

“What?” said ED startled by what she saw. 

“Looks like Junior is a quick learner,” chuckled MK. 

“He’s not supposed to be doing that,” said EDLois shaking her head with a grin.

Three red capes and one red jacket landed in a whisper on the sand. 

“ED, turn your head away! It’s the spin!” shouted NN as all the other Lois’ did the same. 

ED felt sand hitting her back and then all was quiet. 

“Clark! A warning?” said TH as she approached him with a kiss on DCClark’s cheek. 

.“Sorry, honey. I forgot.”  DC grinned as he gave her a hug.

“You always forget,” whispered MKLois as she looked into CRClark’s eyes and he gave her a kiss on the lips. 

“It’s just that I get so excited seeing you again,” said GRClark as NN let him brush the sand off her.

ED observed her three friends standing next to their men who were now wearing t-shirts, swim trunks, sandals, and glasses. Well at least they lost the socks.